Put Away The Phone!
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Football is life
If you look up from your phone you will die
Back in my day
What is that ancient contraption?
He is called whats ape…😜
We are alll slaves to the machine
Found this on instagram.
<🎶imperial death march🎶>
Apparently smartphones our lowering our opacity
Phone bad wire good
NYT editorial with a Hot Take
from my english textbook (not a phone but close enough)
This shit is a goldmine! Just make sure your AdBlock is on.
Found this on Woody Harrelson’s instagram :/
Facebook is so full of these
Attractive lady fantasizes about hologram man
B O O M E R S
Found on instagram. Just like most other posts here
Found on Facebook with 12K likes
Comment on a video about the new Bowie at Glastonbury release
Sorry if this was already posted.
Because phones are obviously the same as carcinogens
Phone bad cigarette good
“Phones are bad. Kids should play with snakes instead.”
This guy thinks that “Depression and Suicide are first world problems” because of cell phones
FOOD PICTURE FOOD PICTURE
I think it fits here
Proceeds to post on Instagram
God let’s go back to when no one was immune to polio and phones didn’t ruin our lives 🤩
Ahh yes, I dont need ATMs now that my phone can print money. I also use my phone as a necklace.
Games bad fishing good
Here is hand written note for social media. Phones bad.
Realme 6s is now launched Check out its specifications. Must read…
Found on an live version of karma police by Radiohead
I cry for this sad sad generation…
Dada good data bad
But why does this exist?
Cant live without your phone.
I was given this card by an uncle who doesn’t believe immigrants should have human rights
texting = bad
“Seen on Facebook why??”
Having more choice on who to date = B A D
tHE OWneRs MaNUaL
Cave art bad
Translation: Finally he is here… the fourth monkey! He doesn‘t see, doesn‘t listen (/hear anything) and doesn‘t talk!
Found in the wild. Does this count?
” it looks stupid, but the students are finally listenning to the teacher “
We used to take photographs of what was on the television set and mail the prints to each other with witty, handwritten letters! Not like you kids with your FaceText and Instachats!
Guess im addicted
Kanye dropping some knowledge upon us
Phone bad, pen good.
Thank God someone took the time to write this so I could take a photo on my phone
This is the best way to keep our kids from corruption. Put them in jail for texting!
Birds know best, response to phoneless scarecrow
This phone is bad
So this happened…
The anthem of this subreddit
Phones are killers…?
This is deep
Damn MiLlEnNiAlL apes 😣😤
Haha yeah that’s right trendy cafe, let’s pretend we’re in the midst of the HIV epidemic, Cold War and unrestricted casual racism (not phones precisely, but it feels like it fits the sub)
I’m not really looking for a lecture from my vitamin water but thanks
Phones bad, Sam Harris good
The office shows true power.
My Gran just sent me this, on Facebook from her phone she was probably using to ignore someone no less.
MoMmY aNd DaDdY aRe PhOnE hEaDs!
From Nightwish’s new music video “Noise”
On a video of a live jrock band.
My English teacher used this picture for our human evolution quarantine homework.
Because the second kids get off their phones they become trampolining acrobats.
This is getting shared all over Facebook (obviously)
Another Gem I found on r/Funny. Because people nowadays always post stuff on social Media, when they are in danger,this is very funny! Get it guys?
Instagram will kill you
The Hard Truth
Hypocrisy… but understandably
Yeah idk what to say other than here’s another one.
When generations collide
ThOsE hUmaNS WiLl OnLY InFEcT yOU wItH tHeIR MEdIa (notice how all the humans are on their phones)
Found one in the wild
Double toaster on purpose
When you try and swipe at an art gallery cause phone too addictive
i died guys this is so sad can i get 5 updoots???
Just put it down for a sec!
OmG i HaTe PhOnEs
phone = cigarettes
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