Put Away The Phone!
Does it really matter if you do these things or not?
Who even eats real cereal anymore? I live off gigabytes…get it? Bites? Kms
Found on my in-law’s fridge
The difference? PhOnEs!
“This photo is shockingly true!” When you walk through a phone, you turn into a business horse?
Chris Rock posted this on a cell phone
“These DAMN kids and their COMMUNICATION”
PAB via local café
complete with a dash of r/iamverysmart
The whole comment section was like this.
ThEy WeRe So WrApPeD Up iN tHeIr PhOnEs tHEy DiDn’T eVeN ReAlIzE iT
Wake up people
WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO
Let me just draw random lines that are mirrored to seem scientific
The only color of our lives.
Because that’s how pregnancy works
Not only stupid but two years out of date. Double whammy.
How long can you go without playing with your phone? The Phone Safe v2.1 by Garnet Hertz – was on display in the “24/7” exhibition, Somerset House, London, UK.
Boomers every time they see someone with a smartphone out in public for 10 nanoseconds
this is so sad like and share
Some angry Russian lady calling me all the time
Because no one reads books anymore
This music video from Disney that boils down to “phones bad”
saw this at a cafe in Varkala
Found this gem in the new Bohemian Rhapsody trailer Thought at first it was /s, but then the replies are golden.
Cell couldn’t mean something other than a prison, obviously
Facebook turns you into a judge
I spit on you, monkey!
A birthday card from my dad to my grandpa.
Apologies if repost. Box TVS bad.
They are supossed to move…
Also, useless red circle
Ah, I miss good ol’ days
New phones bad
Phone bad, marital dispute good.
My Mom’s Boyfriend’s Mug
I mean… I have no words…
Horny GF good, phone bad
Chick A Good, Phone Bad, free ice cream?
My mom’s vitamin water had this
Reconnect with the REAL WORLD man… Found in the gift aisle in time for nana to ruin six Christmases!
I work at Walgreens, and yesterday a customer had a Huawei phone. Couldn’t resist telling them how impressed I was that they had one on them because they’re illegal in the US.
I need some suggestions on my cracked phone.
Some good vibes
Just a 18yo guy looking for actual civil debate about the impact (positive and negative) of phone use.
This kinda a shitpost
A better alternative to the FTC’s do no call list.
Another Gem I found on r/Funny. Because people nowadays always post stuff on social Media, when they are in danger,this is very funny! Get it guys?
Instagram has a lot of shitty web comics these days
Does this count?
Before you make a post about your phone not working because it’s bad quality, remind yourself that you will be redirected to /r/lostredditors. This is a sub about showcasing anti-phone arguments.
Oh the humanity
Yea because a six year old can navigate computers like that.
Nobody has had a conversation since 1995.
Ooo a great read
Petition to change the upvote icon on this sub to a book and the downvote icon to a phone.
b o o b
Elon Musk confirmed boomer
My dad who hated phones for a long time just got an iPhone
Phone man walk not see car
Subtitle was: “we are developing AI so that the robots become smart and we become stupid”
shut up boomer
All of 2020’s top Android phones running on Qualcomm’s latest chip will have 5G – whether you want it or not
The blurry edge around the smartphone is called LIFE, by the way
If I see your phone in class it’s going in the incinerator
“Phone Surfer’s Tan”
Twitter for Android
Found on a fb post about the summer solstice
Millennials = bad Phones = bad so Millennials = phone
This entire video
By Mr. Lovenstein
phone stop head chop off
That’s not how it works
Wash your thumbs
Found on my in-law’s fridge
I love being told I’m too stupid to cross the street
Book good phone bad
Found one in the wilds of instagram
In the good ol’ days we played ball til we died
Spotted in Vet’s office
That one lady behind you is not using a line!
No one looks up front their phones anymore (bonus: a comment on it said “it’s a new era”)
Found on Facebook, one poignant comment reads – “Present Life Soo Sad, isnt it😣😣😣💕💞💖💕💞💖💕💞💖”
Might not be an evil phone, but I thought it fits. Some of my favorite memories are of my dad playing video games with me, even though he had no interest in them.
That post above was a virus
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