Finally The Fourth Ape! He Is The Sum Of The First Three: He Sees Nobody, Hears Nobody And Speaks To Nobody.
Not exactly a phone but still relevant
Found this by googling “Cave Johnson quotes”, I’m pretty sure he didn’t say that.
Is there such a thing as a no-feature phone?
It’s not a selfie, is a way to read
You’d think this was posted by a boomer but nope, the girl who posted this is 21 and constantly posts stuff similar to this.
The chargers are the guns, you see
The Legend of Instagram: Selfie of the Wild
“When in doubt, blame phones”
Guess I can’t type😱
Phones are equal to cigarettes. Anybody got a light?
Phone bad, phone human apes.
We get it. Phones are bad
Phone bad hanging good
Social media bad
$25 million NIH Study Proves 5G Causes Cancer
Phone bad life good
Sometimes the businesses around my town get a bit boomery.
No this isn’t fucking deep
Phones bad, posture good
I was at my grandmother’s funeral
That’s why you don’t have friends Billy
Idk if this counts, enjoy or bot do what you do best to me… remove it
Just your daily dose of jokes
epic boomer humor moment
phone bad heaven good
Heaven forbid you do anything other than pay close attention to your family & S/O every waking second of every day
‘mobile friendly model’
Double toaster on purpose
Phone bad, book good
An Entire Phones Are Bad Song – “Cradle Your Device”
Sad what today’s generation has become
We live in a society, so sad.
I don’t even know anymore, man.
Ahh yes, I dont need ATMs now that my phone can print money. I also use my phone as a necklace.
I found this on Wikipedia
Use phone = free brain wash
Nicked from Man Behaving Dadly
Seriously, a fight breaks out and everyone just videos it. It’s shocking what the reality is.
Took a 400 level Computer Science class online and the teacher asked us to download a chat program. Didn’t expect to find one of these people in our discussion board.
My dad sent me this, I’m not sure where he’s getting it from
Books are dead in society
Enrich your mind with short stories.
My family members won’t stop sending this shit
Kindle bad. Rich good.
My Aunt shared while on her phone 🤔
(They) see this as an absolute win!
Captain America doesn’t like technology
My mum just texted this to me, I do graphics/ media for a local band… Sigh.
Being pretentious won’t sell me your stone slab
Good morning slaves of algorithm
basketball good technology bad
Possibly the worst cell phone ever. No brand anywhere on the phone and constant issues. This says it all
My mom and dad are phones!
Google bad Book good
thank Facebook for this gold
We had to describe this image in an english test this week
*Don’t let the existential dread set in…*
My science class today.
Casey Neistat on being from the last good generation without smartphones
phone bad make children stupid.
That’s not how it works
Very strong message!
🤣🤣🤣 New summer trend haha 🤣🤣🤣
Saving memories is bad
Found this on my English teachers door
Anyone else dream in HTML?
Before you make a post about your phone not working because it’s bad quality, remind yourself that you will be redirected to /r/lostredditors. This is a sub about showcasing anti-phone arguments.
I can’t find a balance, so nobody can!
Farmers hate this one crazy hack
Guess where I found this? Yep, instagram.
This internet thing…
hmm yes… priorities
Found in my school
How to take a screen flop.
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Can’t afford AirPods tho
Galaxy S20 ultra’s camera bug🤣🤣🤣
Seen on instagram
Didn’t expect card games to do this
ALIEN PHONE ALIEN PHONE
That’s so sad
The laughing faces just make it worse
Glad they labeled the book return, otherwise I would have thought that was just an iPad slot
anti phone ad, i hate phones
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