Put Away The Phone!
A BUNCH On Us ‘ I'M GLAD We MET, .-‘ ME TOO! L: ARE GETTING , ~ , TOGETHER AT THE MALL. . To Sum AT OUR R A Ms: 5/ W
Find on my 13 years old neighbor Facebook
We live in a society…
Zombification of teens continues, 45% of teens are online almost constantly
When you have a phone, you can no longer see, hear, or speak
Found this on my school book, 1st time posting here
Now only $14.95 *phones not included
Didn’t expect card games to do this
‘tHe fUtURe oF wAR’
bonus round: r/iamverysmart!
Shared on Facebook by my dad
Tied up to a pole
Phone bad subway good
Wow if only the little box he stares at all day could be used for communication
G A M E O V E R
Phones dumb books good
Phone make you T-pose
i hate when this happens
Before you make a post about your phone not working because it’s bad quality, remind yourself that you will be redirected to /r/lostredditors. This is a sub about showcasing anti-phone arguments.
My poor Gen Z brain just can’t grasp the idea of a painting, thank god Boomers are here to educate us !
That explains it…
Ninjas going to the bookstore
My Aunt just posted this…
My family are all school teachers…
My uncle sent me this shit
Bring back kites!
Oh no! They’re coming after our transportation now!
Surprised they passed up the opportunity to make a stupid ass “cLoUd CoMpuTinG” joke too
Anti Social Media Sign
LoOk aT tHoSE dUmB MilLeNnIaLs
It’s sad because it’s true
Why does this exist?
“When it comes time for Emma to apply for a college, she’ll be asked what it is that separates her from other applicants. What makes her more likely to succeed? She’ll write this: I grew up without a smartphone.”
“New research suggests that teens are sprouting ‘horns’ at the base of their neck, and Fox News medical contributor Dr. Marc Siegel argued that it’s likely connected to prolonged cellphone use”
found in none other than my dads fb
Phones are bad via local ice cream shop
Phone bad, crusader wars good
OK boomer at Carl’s Jr
Phones are like drugs, get it?
Translated exactly how it was written in Portuguese, don’t know the author
This horrendous bulletin board at my dorm
Found one in the wild. Read what each of them say. It’s just gets worse…
At a local grocery store
It’s raining money I guess
Plenty of 5G in the forest tho
Birds know best, response to phoneless scarecrow
Phone bad, shovel good. Translate: I already checked. There is no app for snow shoveling. You just have to use a snow shovel like me.
Because nobody looks at cereal boxes anymore
Wrote this short script years ago. I was obviously in a phonesarebad state of mind
Low on time and low on battery
Found on TED-Ed’s ‘Why should you read “Fahrenheit 451”?’
BRAIN BAD, LOVES PHONE
In a teenage room display at Ikea.
Facebook is a goldmine for this sub.
My aunt reveals the ‘simple’ truth.
They ruin society!!!
This is pretty tame for this r/consumeproduct
Instagram will kill you
Another one from my grandfather
Found in the wild
Just put it down for a sec!
Such a shame taking this photo won’t evoke nice memories for years to come or in future years might even provide useful historical information about the area (Jim gaffigan is a terrible comedian btw. Just saying)
You’re brains going to run off and your heads gonna burst into flames.
Of course this was on Facebook
Was from a “recommended” page on my feed. Thanks Insta.
idiot kid strikes again
It’s raining smartphones?
Man looking for attention does not get attention. Phones may be to blame, sources say.
Don’t take selfies, read a book! This Instagram is a goldmine for awful ‘phone = bad’ “comedy”
Phone bad overpriced health foods good
Who even eats real cereal anymore? I live off gigabytes…get it? Bites? Kms
Buy Second Hand Mobile Phones in India – Togofogo
Thr hypocrisy with paremts and technology.
Found in a Hallmark store
Everyone Payd attention!!! Also spelling doesnt matter you candy ass!!!
Cloudy with a chance of avoiding technology
tHe SpIrIt oF aN eRa
Saw this post on twitterwith the caption “Our state (as a soicety)”
Every time a cellphone chimes an angel gets its wings.
Online reading bad
If you use your phone while it’s charging you might as well be a dog on a leash!!!
Kids these days, amirite?
phones make you see-through
Haha yeah that’s right trendy cafe, let’s pretend we’re in the midst of the HIV epidemic, Cold War and unrestricted casual racism (not phones precisely, but it feels like it fits the sub)
Found on, where else, Facebook
Found on instagram. Just like most other posts here
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