Put Away The Phone!
"A Bit Bored." It’s A Fucking Phone. To Paraphrase Pre-scandal Louis CK, If You're Bored With Your Phone, Maybe It’s Your Life Around The Phone That’s The Problem...?
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Found this in my office today.
Use phone = free brain wash
Eat iPad bad.
It really be like that
Phone = bad
Video Games make bad Parents
Didn’t expect card games to do this
Found on my in-law’s fridge
Bruh that’s some common sense right there
Found on Facebook
Stumbled across on Facebook
Does this count?
this post was made by rotary dial telephone gang
From one of those ‘these pictures speak a thousand words’ posts on Facebook
Buy Second Hand Mobile Phones in India – Togofogo
Found in today’s comics.
Turns out if you have bad life you can ignore it with just a phone
Real life video game!
Father sent me this
Show it to everyone
Posted on facebook by my sister, with no irony whatsoever
Cant live without your phone.
Face phone is bad
Found in a Hallmark store
A phone dictates what you do
Not sure if this has been posted here yet……but I’m positive this is about phones…. Only making them worse.
This fellow here could be our mascot
Stumbled across on Facebook
People can’t see me walk like a boss because of they are on their phones
Found this beauty on an account that tweets at least a dozen times a day.
Tyler, the Technophobe
Not exactly a phone but still relevant
Phone usage survey
Family friend… Love her to death but she’s a boomer
Fuck right off.
Person who posted it is in their mid 20s
this says a lot
ThEy WeRe So WrApPeD Up iN tHeIr PhOnEs tHEy DiDn’T eVeN ReAlIzE iT
Found this on Woody Harrelson’s instagram :/
Book good. Phone bad.
Twitter for Android
Phone bad phone bad 😤😤
Judging from this we’re about to have a new influx of content once this comes out
Phones are like drugs, get it?
This Counts Right?
This sub in a nutshell.
Inside the mind of a boomer
It’s raining smartphones?
Bad phone dont need an light source :(
Fines and phone bad
This shit is a goldmine! Just make sure your AdBlock is on.
Found this “true” story on Facebook
Because the only thing you can read is a book
Found a whole collection of boomer material!
At a subway station. Because normal people love talking to random strangers on the train.
Felt like this belonged here
The world could be so much better… without people.
Not sure if this has been posted here before, but saw it just now on you know where
Another example from the same account
Momky have phone
Just found one
We live in a society…
Tube ad for a phone service provider making fun of the “phones are bad” movement
Just found our reading doesn’t count if it’s not on paper. :(
My mom sent me this
Lady drives with gas pump still attached and it’s obviously because of phones
they tan wow
See? Parenting isn’t hard
Found on Twitter
Boomers be like (OC)
Spotted in the wild
Facebook is now a prison
Phones are bad. Buy deodorant.
Basically the mindset of every post on here
My boomer father posted this
Screens are bad
20 miles!?! That could be like 17 or 18 minutes…unbelievable.
Anti Social Media Sign
Found on facebook
Before you make a post about your phone not working because it’s bad quality, remind yourself that you will be redirected to /r/lostredditors. This is a sub about showcasing anti-phone arguments.
They literally list all possible coronavirus symptoms and some from the common cold + seasonal allergies.
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